Last night, I was sitting on the couch with a warm latte reminiscing on old stories with Adriana…

… when she reminded me about the time I got trolled ten years ago!

“What happened again? I don’t remember!” I tell her.

“You don’t remember this!? Your brother got married…”

“Which brother? Paul?”

“Yes, Paul got married and didn’t tell anyone.”

“Oh yeah cause he was living in Montana!”

“Yes exactly…”

“But Paul didn’t troll me.”

“No your brother Paul didn’t, but a different Paul did.”

“A different Paul!? There’s TWO Pauls??”

“Yes, the Romanian guy you used to play guitar with at church… I think his name is Paul Barca…”

“OH THAT GUY!”

“Yes that guy!”

“What did he say?”

“He tagged you on Facebook and was like — Why Didn’t You Go To The Wedding?”

“He didn’t tell us… how could I have gone? 🤣”

“THATS WHAT YOU SAID, you got real defensive in the comments and started arguing with him why you didn’t go!”

“I GOT DEFENSIVE!? INSTEAD OF TROLLING HIM BACK!?”

“Babe, this was 10 years ago… you didn’t do all the trolling stuff you do now lol”

“What did he say after I told him I wasn’t invited?”

“He said — You should still have gone — he really got under your skin”

“HOW WOULD I HAVE KNOWN TO GO!?!?! I WASN’T INVITED!!”

“That guy is an idiot.”

“I would have trolled so hard today lollll”

“How would you have trolled him?”

“I would have been like — my guy you are so right! I should be there right now! And since YOU didn’t get invited either… you should come with me!”

“🤣”

“Then whatever his dumb reply would have been… instead of nattering on with him… I would have copied all his comments and roasted him in my public emails to 5,000 people… BUT NEVER RESPOND TO HIM!”

“Then use coupon code PAULBARCASUCKS to sell your stuff…”

“Wow… I am so proud of you… you read my emails babe!”

“💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️”

“That is genius! I should do that”

“But remember it got worse… cause he called you the very next day…”

“Ooooooh this I remember… he called to ASK ME FOR A FAVOR!”

“Yes! He apologized for being mean only because he wanted to ask you for your connection to the church you worked at cause they were hiring a graphic designer and he was applying for the job…”

“And I told him no thanks lol”

“LOL yes you did, you didn’t want to work with him.”

“Why would I?”

“You wouldn’t.”

“But I WOULD want to PROFIT from him 😏”

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY 10 YEARS LATER I AM GOING TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND PROFIT HANDSOMELY IN THE FINE NAME OF THE PLEB TROLL WHO DARED MESS WITH YOUNGER EL COPY GOAT…

…by doing a FLASH SALE on one of my favorite products for you!

​GET TEMPLATE TYCOON 50% WHEN YOU USE COUPON CODE “PAULBARCASUCKS”​

Make sure to use ALL CAPS so it stings real hard when you type it in 🤣

(Also the code won’t work if you don’t use all caps so there’s that…)

That’ll teach him.

In the mean time, I am going to ponder through more hurtful stories I may want to exploit for cash.

Your friend,

Alin “Dismantles Trolls” Dragu