Here’s a fun little ditty…

The other day, one of our neighbors (whom we’ll call Crazy Cat Lady) came to my house to pick up her cat…

This cat has been missing for NINE days and she had no idea!

You know where your cat’s been?

At Casa De Dragu getting absolutely spoiled by my three kids!

Hailey, my 10-year-old daughter, has been waking up at 6:30AM to bolt to our patio to feed this cat haha

Eventually Crazy Cat Lady traced her back to our house and came to grab her.

“How’d you find her?” my wife asks…

“Someone on NextDoor said they spotted her here!”

“Oh that’s helpful…”

“Yeah well I saw it too late cause I’m not on NextDoor anymore — they bullied me off the app.”

Bullied you off NextDoor!?

Can’t you just…. turn off… the computer?

LOL!

Maybe I’m old school but that made me laugh.

So out of pure curiosity…

I slid into my computer chair and opened up the social media app I never thought I’d touch (NextDoor)…

And what I found is…

A BUNCH OF KARENS!

HAHAH! 🤣

This app is hilarious!

Forget bullying… I’m having drinks with these people!

I mean look at this post…

@Jett_FW

my wife is in a facebook group called "buy nothing" where people list stuff they’re giving away. the other day, a lady came to our house to pick up two granola bars that we didn’t like

Ha!

That lady lived through the Great Depression… she ain’t letting you throw them Granola away!

You crazy, Jett!?!?

What about this one:

PLEASE DO NOT DROP YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS ON THE GROUND. THE CAT CRAWLS OUT AT NIGHT TO SMOKE THEM AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET HIM TO QUIT.

Mr. Whiskers maybe had a long day at work and needs a drag, Karen!

Leave him alone! haha

One more?

URGENT ALERT — WARNING! ALL THE AVOCADOS AT WHOLE FOODS ARE ROCK HARD!

Karen, sit down and eat a bacon wrapped tenderloin!

Wait... what is this!?

URGENT ALERT — ANYONE SEE ANYONE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH BACON WRAPPED TENDERLOIN? SOMEONE JUST STOLE IT OFF OUR SMOKER.

YES!

IT’S KAREN FROM WHOLE FOODS!

GEEETTTTTT HEEERRRRRR!!!

Haha all in good fun.

I see no bullying, just a ho’ bunch of bytchin 🤣

Which is something Yours Truly doesn’t put up with at all.

It’s exactly why I slipped away from all the “normie” social platforms like Twitter, LinkedIn, Substack, TikTok and whatever else is trending nowadays.

(Anybody still on MySpace!?!? Where's Tom? Is he okay!?)

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Your CopyCreator friend,

Alin “Not on NextDoor” Dragu