In a land faaar faaar away…

I was traveling the roads untethered…

Looking for distant islands that have yet to be conquered!

AKA — I’ve been scouring the internet for newsletters I’ve never read just so I can see what kind of fresh meat is out there 😜

Over the last couple of months, I’ve been “secretly” subscribing (and unsubscribing — I’m outta here!) to a bunch of email lists I’ve been testing to see who's got the chops to make the Email Goat stay…

INCLUDING MY OWN COPYCREATORS CLUB MEMBERS!

YES!

They are learning this live as you are, muahahah 🤣

And as the Daddy Bear of the CopyCreator Club, I gotta say…

I’m proud of my Copy Cubs!

I subscribed to many o’ their lists and was thoroughly impressed!

Especially with CopyCreator Club Member Nick Bandy.

A couple of weeks ago, he sent an email about some tiff he got into with a guy who was arguing about his Pronouns (red flag ) where Nick told him…

MY PRONOUNS ARE “HIS / EXCELLENCY”

LOL 🤣

Love to see my people taking care of the trolls with some pizzazz!

I’ve been enjoying Nick’s emails so much that I personally reached out and asked if he had a great product or something I could share with my email list.

He tossed his cape and crown off and immediately replied with…

“FOR THE EMAIL GOAT’S PEOPLE, I COME BEARING GIFTS 🎁”

Then he snapped twice and had his royal servants dressed in posh tuxedos usher in a load of valuable presents on a rusted platter that he would like to bestow upon my people… for FREE.

“May I announce the gifts, Email Goat?”

“You may” I nod politely.

“Excellent.”

THE PRIMARY PRESENT IS “THE RETIREMENT PROPOSAL” (NORMALLY $27) 🎁

In Nick’s own Royal Words:

Hear ye!

I shall now share with thee my full Retirement Proposal — the very letter I sent to a big client back in early 2025.

That letter won me a whopping $12,000-per-month retainer, working just 10 to 15 hours a week.

BY THE CROWN, WHAT A DEAL! 👑

I’ve bestowed some version of this same proposal to win nearly every high-paying job I ever landed, back when I still used Upwork as a freelancer (Of which, I’ve collected over $210K worth of treasure from Upwork between 2024-2026)

And it makes a fine "bread and butter" proposal for you, dear friends, to use on any high-value client thou dost find.

Thou shalt receive the full breakdown of the proposal, why it worked so well, and how thou canst reshape it for thine own situation — and, of course, since I suppose I must include it for you…

THE SECONDARY GIFT OF THE PROFILE PROFESSOR’S SYLLABUS (NORMALLY $9) 🎁​
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Hear ye!

The Profile Professor is a rather clever AI tool I built a few months past — one that draws upon my very favorite Upwork profiles, and my own client blueprint for judging a freelancer's worth, all bundled together as a "brain" that grades thy profile.

And it judges quite HARSHLY and fairly, just as I myself would.

As part of this giveaway, thou shalt receive my client blueprint — known officially as the Profile Professor's Syllabus — so thou mayest see thy profile through a client's very eyes.

(And know exactly what is worth thy time to fix, versus what I say to simply 80/20 and move along.)

But hold — there is ONE more gift yet to come!

THE THIRD AND FINAL ROYAL GIFT IS “How to Make Six Figures Sending “Bad” Proposals” 🎁 (FROM A $97 UPWORK COURSE)

In the year of our Lord 2025, I did hire a PPC agency to run the ad campaigns for my fractional CMO client.

Over eighteen months' time, that agency did earn some $150,000 gold pieces...

Off the back of a proposal most mediocre — some might even call it "bad."

Aye, 'twas written by AI.

Aye, 'twas boring as a dishwater.

But...

There was ONE line within that proposal that did slay every other contender among the fifty rivals it faced.

I shall show thee that very line here (along with the whole of the proposal), and why thou needest not be an elite wordsmith...

Nor even a GOOD one...

To pitch thyself to the world and stuff your treasure caves full of fresh gold.

I THEN DISMISSED NICK’S ROYAL PRESENCE TO ADDRESS MY OWN PEOPLE AS THEIR FEARLESS LEADER.

As you can see my dear friend…

I have curated for you a fantastic bundle of treasures that Nick is offering EXCLUSIVELY TO MY EMAIL LIST as a thank you for gifting His Excellency the opportunity to address this fine city of Email Goat fanatics.

​CLICK THIS LINK TO GRAB YOUR GOODIES​

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I’m going to curate even more exclusive offers for you guys in the future, so be on the lookout and stay vigilant with my emails 👀

Until tomorrow…

Your friend,

Alin “Email Goat” Dragu

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