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but… why……..!?!?! 😭😭😭😭


Behold…

Yesterday I riled up the Marketing Gods by coming out of the closet (un-gay) claiming my new allegiance to none other than ClickFunnels.

And by gollee if I did not ruffle up some feathers with that one!

Hahah.

Honestly…

I was not expecting that!

Here are just a handful of replies I got from yesterdays email.


What a killer email…

And that urgency on the offer was just too clever. Bought it with the order bump.

No way ClickFunnels is that good… I’ve tried to avoid it for years. I thought it’s similar to GHL, but I don’t know.

I’m interested in how it goes. Hopefully it’ll stay that good. Keep us updated.


Man… this emails feels like PAIN!!!

It’s almost like frustration personified!


Hey man, talk about an email Odyssey haha! ClickFunnels seems easy to use once you get the hang of it but personally hate anything drag-n-drop


Bro I have a love and hate relationship with clickfunnels so bad.

I really love it for its simplicity and how fast and easy it does what it does,

but sometimes I hate that Gohighlevel has so many other features for a cheaper price 😭

Its more complicated yes but sometimes the pain is well worth it for being so customizable.


Well… they keep winning awards and growing so they must be doing something right.


are you legit gonna support the guy that fired all his copywriters? 🤔


I’ve been using ClickFunnels for years and it’s always been great to me. People don’t like it? Why?


HAHAH LOOK AT THIS!

I’m thinking about switching from iPhone to Blackberry just so I can have more controversial email content 🤣🤣🤣

Alright alright alright…

While the replies (and sales) keep rolling in, let me learn ya something real quick.

I DON’T CARE ABOUT CLICK FUNNELS.

I DON’T CARE ABOUT GO HIGH LEVEL…

OR WORDPRESS.. OR FUNNEL KIT… OR THRIVECART…

I care feeding my freaking kids.

And if there’s a software that makes it dead-freaking-simple for me to SELL MORE OF MY STUFF at scale…

… then ya boy is gonna use it!

It really is that simple to me.

There are verryyyyy few things that I’m “brand loyal” to.

Which — dare I say — is how you should be.

The only thing you should be loyal to is God, your family and your wallet.

Like this wisdom from an old interview with Clayton Makepeace where the guy asks him, “Do you feel like you need to like a client to work with that specific client?”

Clayton replies (summarized):

“At the end of the day, I’m in the business of making money. Sure, it would be nice to have chemistry with a client, to see eye to eye, but if I feel like I can deliver a winning package and make us both a whole lot richer then chances are we’re going to work well together.”

AKA…

YOU’RE IN BUSINESS TO MAKE MONEY.

POINT BLANK. END OF STORY.

If something makes it annoying, slow, difficult, tedious or frustrating to do the things you gotta do to stuff your pockets full of green stuff…

… then I don’t care how many people like it — it ain’t for me!

But again,

I’ve had an absolutely wonderful time getting my stuff migrated over to ClickFunnels.

I’ve got all of my lead magnets migrated.

Today I’m knocking out products & product funnels.

And I had a call with their support team to where they will do a LIVE CALL with me when I migrate my email list over to make sure it goes smoothly. For free. No extra charge.

So far so good.

I can’t wait to show you my new funnels :)

In the meantime, if you’re looking to ditch ThriveCant and make more moolah.

​CHECKOUT CLICKFUNNELS FOR YOURSELF​

Your friend,

Alin “Email Goat” Dragu


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