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[3H⏰] LAST CALL FOR BEN SETTLE!
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Ladieeeeees and gentlemennnn…. IIIIIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR YOUR MAAAAAAAIN EVENT!Fighting out of the blue corner…. The challenger! Weighing in at a trillion dollars of inflation and wearing the belt for “Most Purchasing Power Destroyed in a Calendar Year”… standing 6’2” and rising faster than your grocery bill… Fighting out of Washington DC, with a professional record of 247 wins, 4 losses, and 118 definitely true conspiracies that have been rebranded as “propaganda” THE UNLIKEABLE HEAVYWEIGHT CHALLENGER OF THE UNITED STATES… MR. ECONOMYYYYYYY!Supported by his head coach, Al Isaacson (AKA A.I.) His signature move? The “Eat Your Savings Swooping Sidekick!” ✊💥 He’s knocked out more side hustles than a Tuesday morning inbox full of “quick question” emails. But in the RED corner… Weighing in at exactly Zero Give A Sh*ts and an email list thicker than yo momma’s thanksgiving gravy… Standing before you not with a six-pack… But with a six-figure swipe file of controls he personally wrote! His signature “El Benbo Backhand” that has put more gurus on their back than a brothel. THE REIGNING CHAMPION… “THE DAILY EMAIL ASSASSIN“…SENSEI… BEEEEEEN… SETTLLLLLE!!!In approximately three hours… These two will battle it out to the death! The Champion — Sensei Settle — has been training for this fight for 15 years! He launched his paper newsletter in 2011. A sure fire way to get brutally knocked out by the Eat Your Savings Swooping Sidekick… But here we are in 2026! This is not their first bout though! It is another title defense for the champion who has stepped in the ring with Mr. Economy before. Most recently in their 2020 bout where Mr. Economy came out swinging in round one with this infamous “Inflation Iron Fist!” Typically a one-punch knockout for most gurus! But when Mr. Economy nailed the champion in the face with it — our champion went… COMPLETELY UNFAZED!As if a little girl has slapped him with pillows hands! After that shocking surprise of no damage done to our champ… He whipped out his classic Loyal Horde Haduken that sent Mr. Economy spinning! 40,000 ravings fans in the champs corner holding up bushels of cash screaming, “We loveeee you, Ben!” Is that what we’ll see again, today? Well… I wouldn’t count the challenger out just yet! Because there has been a shocking turn of events since they’re last bout. Mr. Economy has been training like crazy with his new head coach, Al Isaacson AKA -- A.I. AI is seemingly the smartest trainer on planet earth! They say he has a “supercomputer” mind that can generically calculate the perfect plan to finally dethrone the reigning champ. In fact, with Head Coach AI in the corner…. Mr. Economy has skyrocketed job layoffs for hundreds of thousands of his opponents. This is a weapon we’ve never seen before… WHAT WILL HAPPEN!?Will the champ hang out to his undisputed belt!? Or will he finally be stumped out of his own outdated business model? We shall see in just… 3 HOURS!This bout starts at 12PM EST. With a pay-per-view cost of just $50! You can click this link to join the private party streaming this live event. 👆👆👆 Remember folks… The champ does not come out of his dark cave but once every few years. This is a once in a decade opportunity chance to see the champ himself LIVE! And not only do you get this one fight for your PPV subscription. You also get… ✅ 90-Day blueprint to monetize your email-based business ✅ Weekly live calls: We fix your content, emails, funnels and offers LIVE ✅ Monthly newsletter teaching you how I run my six-figure email biz ✅ 50+ plug-and-play trainings on copy, writing, funnels, ads & emails ✅ Monthly masterclasses from email marketers & biz owners And you get the 100% El Copy Goat Guarantee! If you aren’t blown away by the value of your pay-per-view investment in the first 30 days, you can keep the fight and I’ll refund every single penny back to you! ALRIGHT ENOUGH DILLY DALLY!Jump in right now to get settled (no pun intended) before the stream starts. 👇 LIVE LINK TO PAY PAY VIEW THIS FIGHT! See you inside!? Your host, Bruce “The Truth” Buffer
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