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Two nights ago at 6:14PM… …I finalllllyyyy make it home to Atlanta after a seven hour drive from Florida! 🥳 Yay! Gahhhh I can’t wait to be back in my bed… my shower… my beautifully curated office… That was until I slid my key into the front door only to learn that… MY HOUSE IS A HAZARDOUS CONSTRUCTION SITE!🫢🫢🫢 SO HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED… 😅On July 30th (about 2 months ago), I wrote an email about how I found black mold in my closet. Apparently, it came from a tiny leak in the shower. Well for the last two months, it’s been a chaotic micro-hell dealing with our Landlord and his crew of Goombas to get it fixed. He dealt with insurance to remediate half the house... I spent nearly a thousand dollars on air purifiers... We had multiple 🙄 And everybody kept downplaying how bad black mold is… ...like my family should just suck it up and deal with it cause “eVeRyBoDy HaS MoLd.” I'M NOT KIDDING! Multiple jabronis who came to "scope the work" literally said: "Everybody's got mold, it ain't too bad." We ended up picking the least dumb company. There was no best option... It was just dumbest, dumber, and dumb. 🤣 After we pick, I tell my Landlord that since I’m going on vacation to Florida for two weeks… … that would be a perfect, splendid, wonderful & fantastic time to do all the construction WITHOUT US! Ya know... Since I work from home... my kids homeschool... AKA WE ALMOST NEVER LEAVE OUR HOME!And having ten guys trampling our house, banging hammers and running saws while I am trying to peacefully WRITE is not a recipe for cashin' checks! But rest assured... My landlord promised me it would be done in the HALF A MONTH we were gone. Do you know how many times they came to work on our house during those 15 days? THREE!!! 😤THREE. FREAKING. TIMES. I know because I have security cameras all over... I got notifications when they were trying to get in the house. I was getting anxious they weren’t going to finish while I was out of town so I texted my landlord multiple times… 💬 Are you sure they’re gonna finish? It’ll be taken care of. 🗨️ 💬 How come they’ve only come thrice? They’re letting the work dry 🗨️ 💬 I’m coming back Sunday… please confirm progress…. They’re wrapping up 🗨️ THEN I WALK INTO A HOUSE WHERE I HALF MY CRAP IS LOCKED BEHIND A TARP! 😡So last night, I put Liam, Luca & Hailey to all sleep in the boys room while Adriana and I hijacked Hailey’s bed... ...which is basically a bed for ants! This thang ain't for grown adults! Then this morning I wake up at 6AM. Make a cup of espresso. Read my bible. Get ready for my run. As I’m getting ready… … I’m flipping tables over the entire house looking for my Garmin Running Watch! “Babe, have you seen my Garmin?” “I think you left it on the nightstand in our room.” “The one we can’t access.” “Yup.” “What about my running shorts?” “In our dresser.” “The one in our room we can’t access?” “Yup.” “RUNNING SHOES?” “In the shoe closet that’s also tarped off…” 😑 So you know what I did? I GRABBED SOME SWEAT SHORTS, RIPPED THE TARP OFF THE SHOE CLOSET, SNAGGED MY RUNNING SHOES AND RAW-DOGGED A FOUR MILE RUN WITHOUT A WATCH, HEADPHONES, SUNGLASSES OR ATHLETIC SHORTS.Because if there’s anything I absolutely CANNOT STAND… it’s not having the world I created! I am thoroughly and utterly addicted to my own world… — my espresso machine — my running gear — my writing software — my same three meals — my quiet and peaceful office And when I don’t have it… I am off... WAY OFF! I feel more angry, tired and legitimately brain fogged. I've legitimately invested thousands upon thousands of dollars building my own warm, cozy & safe little world at home... You wanna know what other "world" I've invested fat stacks of cash in? DANIEL THROSSELL'S WORLD 🌍(Daniel, check my LTV for you, it’s gotta up there LOL) The #1 reason I spend so much money with Daniel is cause the world he’s built for his business is one that has made me feel safe, warm and cozy (just like my home). In fact, whenever there is a blunder in his software and I don’t get his daily email for some reason… … I start tweakin’ like a kid on crack. Because I’ve become ACCUSTOMED to his world. It’s the same thing as me waking up and having no espresso to drink. 🚨 IT WOULD BE ALL HANDS ON DECK RED ALERT!!! 🚨My body may go into shock 🤣 Wouldn’t it be nice if your customers acted the same for your business? Anxiously awaited every single product you dropped… every email you sent… every podcast you spoke on… Well HEAR HEAR! I’VE GOT A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU! I’ve brought in Daniel Throssell himself to teach an exclusive masterclass inside of CopyCreator Club TONIGHT at 11PM EST! Daniel will be peeling back the layers to teach us his… WORLD BUILDING SECRETS!We’re going to syphon his brain asking… — For someone brand new to worldbuilding, where do you start? — Do you have a hierarchy of importance for the pieces of a world — setting, characters, recurring themes, vocabulary? — How do you get someone addicted to your world? — Is there any part of your world that exists mainly because you know your market eat it up — not because you’re personally that into it? — What businesses outside of copywriting, in your humble but correct opinion, absolutely nail world-building? — How do you balance worldbuilding vs selling? — How would you world-build for a client? (Or would you?) AND A HO’ BUNCH MORE! WE GO LIVE IN 11 HOURS!If you want exclusive access to the LIVE masterclass… CLICK HERE TO JOIN COPYCREATOR NOW! But wait ⚠️ Something you should know before you make a decision… To protect the integrity of this exclusive masterclass — I will be REMOVING my 100% Money Back Guarantee on CopyCreator until AFTER this masterclass in order to deter trolls, pirates and plebs from trying to come in, steal this, cancel and try to get a refund. I will also instantly ban any new member that I feel mayyyy be a pirate. And I won’t even tell you. I’ll just do it. Cause it’s my business and I can do what I want. And what I want is to protect my club and my honored guests. Otherwise, if you’ve been on the fence about joining CopyCreator… … now could not be a better time 😜 CLICK THIS BUTTON TO JOIN NOW ☝️☝️☝️ Your friend, Alin “Writing From A Construction Site” Dragu P.S. If you join CopyCreator before the live call but can’t make it live, I will send you the replay. But if you join after the call, you CANNOT get the replay.
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